35 Funny Graphs and Charts..you'll love'em

see the rest here

Who could have ever thought that charts and graphs might have anything to do with fun? At least not until creative Cheezburger guys launched a project called GraphJam few years ago. You'll definitely laugh out loud at these 35 funniest graphs from GraphJam.

People Search Engines: They Know Your Dark Secrets …

By JR Raphael, PC World

Social search engines can turn up your Amazon Wish List, photos of your kids, your musical tastes, and much, much more. What else is out there that you don't want everyone to know, and what can you do to protect yourself?

I know things about my lawyer I absolutely should not know. He's 55 years old, listens to the music of the band Creed, and screams like a little girl when riding roller coasters. He also relaxes with New Age spa treatments and is thinking about getting an electronic nose-hair trimmer. And that's just the start.

Now, let me be clear: I've never spent a single moment outside the office with this guy (and for what it's worth, I'd just as soon not be privy to his personal grooming habits). I learned all of these details by tracking his social footprint across the Web -- and he probably has no idea that he has left such a vivid trail behind.

In our age of social sharing, we expect some of our thoughts to be public. But as we slowly put more and more pieces of ourselves online, specialized search engines are making it easier than ever to pull them together into a highly detailed (and potentially invasive) profile of our virtual lives (read "Online Stalking Made Easy").

I'll let you in on a little secret: The picture isn't always pretty. And even if no rap sheet turns up, do you really want the world to know that you look at bad-breath cures online or post awful "Star Trek" fan fiction?

Just be aware of this beautiful tech ;P

Message from a man

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be

If something bothers you, speak up Never let a man know everything
He will use it against you later
You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within .
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less
Never let a man define who you are
Never borrow someone else's man
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you

All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary

Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other ladies and to men who can handle it..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

BY THE WAY, THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN

It's OK & you will keep going

http://wensbored.blogspot.com/

100 Skills Every Man Should Know: 2008's Ultimate DIY List

Brains and charm are fine, but a real guy needs to know how to do real stuff. After months of debate among PM’s expert editors, here’s our lineup of essential skills for the competent man

Automotive
1. Handle a blowout
2. Drive in snow
3. Check trouble codes
4. Replace fan belt
5. Wax a car
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle
7. Use a stick welder
8. Hitch up a trailer
9. Jump-start a car

Emergencies
10. Perform the Heimlich
11. Reverse hypothermia
12. Perform hands-only CPR
13. Escape a sinking car

Home
14. Carve a turkey
15. Use a sewing machine
16. Put out a fire
17. Home-brew beer
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric
19. Move heavy stuff
20. Grow food
21. Read an electric meter
22. Shovel the right way
23. Solder wire
24. Tape drywal
l25. Split firewood
26. Replace a faucet washer
27. Mix concrete
28. Paint a straight line
29. Use a French knife
30. Prune bushes and small trees
31. Iron a shirt32. Fix a toilet tank flapper
33. Change a single-pole switch
34. Fell a tree
35. Replace a broken windowpane
36. Set up a ladder, safely
37. Fix a faucet cartridge
38. Sweat copper tubing
39. Change a diaper
40. Grill with charcoal
41. Sew a button on a shirt
42. Fold a flag

Medical
43. Treat frostbite
44. Treat a burn
45. Help a seizure victim
46. Treat a snakebite
47. Remove a tick

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

Outdoors
51. Run rapids in a canoe
52. Hang food in the wild
53. Skipper a boat
54. Shoot straight
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike
56. Escape a rip current

Survival
57. Build a fire in the wilderness
58. Build a shelter
59. Find potable water

Surviving Extremes
60. Floods
61. Tornados
62. Cold
63. Heat
64. Lightning

Teach Your Kids
65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand
67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral
69. Fly a stunt kite
70. Drive a stick shift
71. Parallel park
72. Tie a bowline
73. Tie a necktie
74. Whittle
75. Ride a bike

Technology
76. Install a graphics card
77. Take the perfect portrait
78. Calibrate HDTV settings
79. Shoot a home movie
80. Ditch your hard drive

Master These Key Workshop Tools
81. Drill driver
82. Grease gun
83. Coolant hydrometer
84. Socket wrench
85. Test light
86. Brick trowel
87. Framing hammer
88. Wood chisel
89. Spade bit
90. Circular saw
91. Sledge hammer
92. Hacksaw
93. Torque wrench
94. Air wrench
95. Infrared thermometer
96. Sand blaster
97. Crosscut saw
98. Hand plane
99. Multimeter
100. Feeler gauges

things that girls wish guys knew (must c it guys)

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. that's so true and the guys never notice it

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. cuz u forget almost always you did

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. plz call even missed call will work with us. that's mean u think about us in that moment. we love it when u do it

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. yeah baby

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage

14. Eye contact is key.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. yes will .. sure we will

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" plz my man get it when I'm really mean it

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. yeah

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. hhhhhh our little dirty secret

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. DO NOT SAY IT

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

young boy in the barber shop

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,' This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store
'Hey, son, May I ask you a question?
Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over


Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a foolof yourself

you man...wants to know about childbirth (video)

hello there,

If you were wondering about delivery and how we do it. you are in the right place. by the way, the best present ever for the mummy is to let her name the baby. as you will see, it's really hard and painful.

In this Birth Day clip, a condition of preeclampsia causes the doctor and patient to change their original plan on a completely natural childbirth. that indicates not all deliveries like this

http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery-health/6888-birth-day-natural-childbirth-video.htm it worth the click

You are colored!!

A Black man walks into a resturaunt and sits down. He is the onlyblack person in the resturauntA white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK.""
But you sir.""When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....

rotavirus (I'm in recovring) :(

Understanding Rotavirus
Rotaviruses are members of the Reoviridae family of viruses. Rotavirus is a double-stranded RNA (ribonucleic acid) virus. A rotavirus has a characteristic wheel-like appearance when viewed by electron microscopy. The name rotavirus is derived from the Latin word "rota," meaning "wheel" (see Rotavirus Pictures).

There are a number of different strains of rotavirus that cause infections in humans; four strains are common in the United States. Therefore, people can be infected with rotavirus more than once, but usually, the first infection is the most severe, and each subsequent infection causes less severe symptoms of the disease.

What is rotavirus disease?
Rotavirus is a very common contagious viral infection. It is the most common cause of severe gastroenteritis in infants and young children worldwide. Nearly all children have been infected with a rotavirus illness at some stage before they are five years of age, and can be re-infected several times during their lives.

How does rotavirus spread?
Rotavirus enters the body through the mouth and then infects the lining of the intestine. Rotavirus is spread easily from children who are already infected to other children and sometimes adults. The virus can be easily spread through contaminated hands, objects (toys) or food. Children can spread rotavirus 2 days before and up to 8 days after they become sick with diarrhoea.

Ways of preventing the spread of rotavirus disease are:
• Vaccinate infants with the rotavirus vaccine, RotaTeq®, according to the National Immunisation Program guidelines
• Exclude affected child from childcare, preschool, or school until vomiting and diarrhoea has stopped
• Good hand washing
• Keep objects (toys) and areas clean.

How long does it take to show symptoms of rotavirus after being infected?
The incubation period for rotavirus is 1 to 3 days.

What are the symptoms of rotavirus infection?
Symptoms usually start with a temperature, an upset stomach, vomiting followed by diarrhoea, lasting 3 to 7 days. Children may lose interest in eating and drinking and become dehydrated from loss of fluids.

Is there treatment for rotavirus disease?
No,antibiotics are not effective, so give plenty of fluids.

may i use it with u? ;-D