35 Funny Graphs and Charts..you'll love'em

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Who could have ever thought that charts and graphs might have anything to do with fun? At least not until creative Cheezburger guys launched a project called GraphJam few years ago. You'll definitely laugh out loud at these 35 funniest graphs from GraphJam.

It's OK & you will keep going

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things that girls wish guys knew (must c it guys)

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. that's so true and the guys never notice it

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. cuz u forget almost always you did

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. plz call even missed call will work with us. that's mean u think about us in that moment. we love it when u do it

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. yeah baby

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage

14. Eye contact is key.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. yes will .. sure we will

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" plz my man get it when I'm really mean it

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. yeah

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. hhhhhh our little dirty secret

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. DO NOT SAY IT

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

young boy in the barber shop

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,' This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store
'Hey, son, May I ask you a question?
Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over


Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a foolof yourself

You are colored!!

A Black man walks into a resturaunt and sits down. He is the onlyblack person in the resturauntA white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK.""
But you sir.""When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = baby


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
LOOOL IT'S SO TRUE!!


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

How to Stay YOUNG?? NOT only for females

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is yourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. about myself: I'm really enjoy doing such a thing ;)


"Remember, growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional." cuz of that, call your friend to come over & hangout by the BIKE

you MUST have someone special in your life

The life

Remember that there is always light, even if u can't see it

?we are just like this eggs, aren't we

sometimes we laugh even if we were cring inside