3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. that's so true and the guys never notice it
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. cuz u forget almost always you did
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. plz call even missed call will work with us. that's mean u think about us in that moment. we love it when u do it
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. yeah baby
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage
14. Eye contact is key.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. yes will .. sure we will
34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" plz my man get it when I'm really mean it
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. yeah
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. hhhhhh our little dirty secret
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. DO NOT SAY IT
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.
51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep
