Facts:
1-There are 5 houses in 5 different colours
2-In each house lives a person with a different nationality..
3-These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4-No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
Hints:
The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the centre drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.
The question for the Einstein test is ... WHO KEEPS THE FISH?
u can find the answer here http://www.iqtest-center.com/einstein-test-answer.php
2008/09/17
things that girls wish guys knew (must c it guys)
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. that's so true and the guys never notice it
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. cuz u forget almost always you did
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. plz call even missed call will work with us. that's mean u think about us in that moment. we love it when u do it
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. yeah baby
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage
14. Eye contact is key.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. yes will .. sure we will
34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" plz my man get it when I'm really mean it
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. yeah
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. hhhhhh our little dirty secret
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. DO NOT SAY IT
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.
51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. cuz u forget almost always you did
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. plz call even missed call will work with us. that's mean u think about us in that moment. we love it when u do it
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. yeah baby
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage
14. Eye contact is key.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. yes will .. sure we will
34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" plz my man get it when I'm really mean it
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. yeah
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. hhhhhh our little dirty secret
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. DO NOT SAY IT
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.
51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep
2008/09/14
young boy in the barber shop
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,' This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store
'Hey, son, May I ask you a question?
Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over
Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a foolof yourself
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store
'Hey, son, May I ask you a question?
Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over
Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a foolof yourself
How to GAIN weight?
I used to hear that I'm under-weight or skinny. To be honest I hate to be like this any more. listen, I'm start losing my package with my weight ..that's what i cant deal with.
I had this things before
Well, here you can know about yourself. Are you under-weight,OK or over-wight?
after you figure it out. you had to start moving. if you were over-weight start healthy diet.
find some here http://monthers-blog.blogspot.com/search/label/weight%20loss
But if you were under-wight, start the journey with me. now I'm 161 cm and 49 kg. my goal is to reach 54 kg. it's just 5 kilos for you but it's much more for me
You can find helpful information here
Allah help you. I wish you all healthy life
now
after 5 kilos
I had this things before2008/09/13
you man...wants to know about childbirth (video)
hello there,
If you were wondering about delivery and how we do it. you are in the right place. by the way, the best present ever for the mummy is to let her name the baby. as you will see, it's really hard and painful.In this Birth Day clip, a condition of preeclampsia causes the doctor and patient to change their original plan on a completely natural childbirth. that indicates not all deliveries like this
http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery-health/6888-birth-day-natural-childbirth-video.htm it worth the click
2008/09/11
2008/09/09
The Quiet Cancers
Your doctor has given you the lowdown on how to protect yourself against breast, colon, and lung cancer. But when was the last time she asked if you had any persistent mouth sores, unexplained fevers or joint pain, or discomfort during sex? These can be symptoms of three cancers—oral, leukemia, and endometrial—that don't get the attention they deserve. Even though they are among the most common cancers affecting women over age 55, these diseases can fall through the cracks as doctors focus on the biggest killers hogging the health headlines, says Elmer Huerta, M.D., president of the American Cancer Society.
Read more for the facts behind these quiet dangers—and the simple ways you can protect yourself.
Oral Cancer
Your Risk: 1 in 98, with diagnoses peaking between the ages of 55 and 65. Oral cancer is lethal more often than it needs to be because people tend to ignore symptoms (it's typically caught in late stages).
Stay healthy: Watch your mouth—see a dentist or doctor about any sore in your mouth or on your lips that doesn't clear up in two weeks. A change in color or persistent pain, tenderness, or numbness anywhere in your mouth or on your lips should also prompt a fast visit.
Curb your vices: About 75 percent of oral cancers are caused by smoking and drinking alcohol. When such habits were considered unladylike, men with oral cancer outnumbered women 6 to 1, says Sol Silverman Jr., D.D.S., a professor of oral medicine at the University of California, San Francisco, School of Dentistry. "But in the last 50 years, the incidence in women has soared—now the ratio is two men to every woman." Limit your intake to one drink per day.
Guard your lips: They need protection, too. Sunscreen isn't exactly tasty, so choose a balm with SPF and then apply your favorite gloss or lipstick.
The good news: Researchers at Ohio State University recently found that phytochemicals extracted from Hass avocados could kill or stop the growth of oral cancer cells. The study was done in test tubes, but there's no need to wait for confirmation—bring on the guacamole!
for more info. about Leukemia and Endometrial (Uterine) Cancer go to:
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100212346&OCID=eml_msnnl_6005.11.2.17&REFCD=emmsnnl_6005.11.2.17
Read more for the facts behind these quiet dangers—and the simple ways you can protect yourself.
Oral Cancer
Your Risk: 1 in 98, with diagnoses peaking between the ages of 55 and 65. Oral cancer is lethal more often than it needs to be because people tend to ignore symptoms (it's typically caught in late stages).
Stay healthy: Watch your mouth—see a dentist or doctor about any sore in your mouth or on your lips that doesn't clear up in two weeks. A change in color or persistent pain, tenderness, or numbness anywhere in your mouth or on your lips should also prompt a fast visit.
Curb your vices: About 75 percent of oral cancers are caused by smoking and drinking alcohol. When such habits were considered unladylike, men with oral cancer outnumbered women 6 to 1, says Sol Silverman Jr., D.D.S., a professor of oral medicine at the University of California, San Francisco, School of Dentistry. "But in the last 50 years, the incidence in women has soared—now the ratio is two men to every woman." Limit your intake to one drink per day.
Guard your lips: They need protection, too. Sunscreen isn't exactly tasty, so choose a balm with SPF and then apply your favorite gloss or lipstick.
The good news: Researchers at Ohio State University recently found that phytochemicals extracted from Hass avocados could kill or stop the growth of oral cancer cells. The study was done in test tubes, but there's no need to wait for confirmation—bring on the guacamole!
for more info. about Leukemia and Endometrial (Uterine) Cancer go to:
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100212346&OCID=eml_msnnl_6005.11.2.17&REFCD=emmsnnl_6005.11.2.17
2008/09/07
if YOU were here...you know who u r
If you were here, plz take this from me. I poke it uncolored for reason.
anyway, take it ....from me
You are colored!!
A Black man walks into a resturaunt and sits down. He is the onlyblack person in the resturauntA white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK.""
But you sir.""When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK.""
But you sir.""When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
2008/09/06
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = baby
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
LOOOL IT'S SO TRUE!!
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Ever Wondered How Girlz Thinking?
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that
and we have mush more things. may be I'll write it in another day ;)
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,She is not at all fine
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that
and we have mush more things. may be I'll write it in another day ;)
can you??
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. . i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can
If love..
If love was money,
would everyone be poor?
If love was kindness,
would everyone be cruel?
If love was laughter,
would everyone cry?
If love was all oceans,
would the world be dry?
Be neither rich nor poor
Be neither kind or cruel
Do laugh and cry
Sometimes be wet or dry
If love was eternal,
what would happen to time?
If love had no hello,
what would happen to goodbye?
If love was blind,
what would happen to our eyes?
If love was non-existant,
what would happen to our lives?
Care not for time
don't say goodbye
be blind with your heart, not eyes
and always use love to live your lives Or just... try
would everyone be poor?
If love was kindness,
would everyone be cruel?
If love was laughter,
would everyone cry?
If love was all oceans,
would the world be dry?
Be neither rich nor poor
Be neither kind or cruel
Do laugh and cry
Sometimes be wet or dry
If love was eternal,
what would happen to time?
If love had no hello,
what would happen to goodbye?
If love was blind,
what would happen to our eyes?
If love was non-existant,
what would happen to our lives?
Care not for time
don't say goodbye
be blind with your heart, not eyes
and always use love to live your lives Or just... try
2008/09/05
rotavirus (I'm in recovring) :(
Understanding Rotavirus
Rotaviruses are members of the Reoviridae family of viruses. Rotavirus is a double-stranded RNA (ribonucleic acid) virus. A rotavirus has a characteristic wheel-like appearance when viewed by electron microscopy. The name rotavirus is derived from the Latin word "rota," meaning "wheel" (see Rotavirus Pictures).
There are a number of different strains of rotavirus that cause infections in humans; four strains are common in the United States. Therefore, people can be infected with rotavirus more than once, but usually, the first infection is the most severe, and each subsequent infection causes less severe symptoms of the disease.
What is rotavirus disease?
Rotavirus is a very common contagious viral infection. It is the most common cause of severe gastroenteritis in infants and young children worldwide. Nearly all children have been infected with a rotavirus illness at some stage before they are five years of age, and can be re-infected several times during their lives.
Rotavirus is a very common contagious viral infection. It is the most common cause of severe gastroenteritis in infants and young children worldwide. Nearly all children have been infected with a rotavirus illness at some stage before they are five years of age, and can be re-infected several times during their lives.
How does rotavirus spread?
Rotavirus enters the body through the mouth and then infects the lining of the intestine. Rotavirus is spread easily from children who are already infected to other children and sometimes adults. The virus can be easily spread through contaminated hands, objects (toys) or food. Children can spread rotavirus 2 days before and up to 8 days after they become sick with diarrhoea.
Rotavirus enters the body through the mouth and then infects the lining of the intestine. Rotavirus is spread easily from children who are already infected to other children and sometimes adults. The virus can be easily spread through contaminated hands, objects (toys) or food. Children can spread rotavirus 2 days before and up to 8 days after they become sick with diarrhoea.
Ways of preventing the spread of rotavirus disease are:
• Vaccinate infants with the rotavirus vaccine, RotaTeq®, according to the National Immunisation Program guidelines
• Exclude affected child from childcare, preschool, or school until vomiting and diarrhoea has stopped
• Good hand washing
• Keep objects (toys) and areas clean.
How long does it take to show symptoms of rotavirus after being infected?
The incubation period for rotavirus is 1 to 3 days.
What are the symptoms of rotavirus infection?
Symptoms usually start with a temperature, an upset stomach, vomiting followed by diarrhoea, lasting 3 to 7 days. Children may lose interest in eating and drinking and become dehydrated from loss of fluids.
Is there treatment for rotavirus disease?
No,antibiotics are not effective, so give plenty of fluids.
2008/09/03
How to make staying at hospital enjoyable?
If you had to stay at hospital either as a patient or just a company, You can have fun too! This is my standard for fun-full hospital staying
Let's start with the most important, the patient.
1- have things that you likes at your home. It's ok if you want to bring your own pillow, but ask the hospital management because some hospital policy does not allow such a thing..
2- take your best book with you. Even if you are not a fan of reading, just take it. It could help you!!
3- it's ok to ask people you likes to come by. May be they have something else blocked them. If they knew that you need them they'll come ;)
4- Have a tour in the hospital. If you were-God forbidden- a patient still can move your legs and the doctor allow mobility, why you stay in the bed all the time. It'll make you sicker :s
5-You don't have to deal with people you doesn't like in such a situation. Tell them you are tired and they will leave. Even though don't forget they come to see you so, may be they love you. Give them another chance.
6- DO NOT forget that you have mercy ALLAH (God). Ask Allah for anything. Talk with him in the pray and listen to him by reading the Quran.
7-deal with your pain. Believe that you are in pain therefore you'll try to deal with it. If you still denial it more n more you won't be able to find the right why to live with it.
8-it's ok to feel down sometimes. But don't let that feeling takes you far away. You are a human being. You have so many different feelings. You must try each single one to know the difference between them. Therefore you can enjoy other good feelings.
Finally I hope you healthful life :)
Know, let's talk about the assistant:
1-you doing a great job and to feel good, do what you suppose to do. Do what you leave your space for. Don't sit helpless there. Give the patient every assistant he/she needs. That’s why you are here. Aren't you?!
2-if you don't like hospital don't stay there. Leave the chance for another person, who will be more helpful than you. It's better for you and absolutely better for him/her.
3-have your favorite things too. It's harder to stuck there without anything to do. (when the patient fall asleep or so)
4- have your own time. Believe me it'll give you Patience for keep going. You can ask some one for stay for awhile.
5- pray for the patient. isn't that the reason why u stay there?!
One day, may be I'll write a book about these Thoughts
Let's start with the most important, the patient.
1- have things that you likes at your home. It's ok if you want to bring your own pillow, but ask the hospital management because some hospital policy does not allow such a thing..
2- take your best book with you. Even if you are not a fan of reading, just take it. It could help you!!
3- it's ok to ask people you likes to come by. May be they have something else blocked them. If they knew that you need them they'll come ;)
4- Have a tour in the hospital. If you were-God forbidden- a patient still can move your legs and the doctor allow mobility, why you stay in the bed all the time. It'll make you sicker :s
5-You don't have to deal with people you doesn't like in such a situation. Tell them you are tired and they will leave. Even though don't forget they come to see you so, may be they love you. Give them another chance.
6- DO NOT forget that you have mercy ALLAH (God). Ask Allah for anything. Talk with him in the pray and listen to him by reading the Quran.
7-deal with your pain. Believe that you are in pain therefore you'll try to deal with it. If you still denial it more n more you won't be able to find the right why to live with it.
8-it's ok to feel down sometimes. But don't let that feeling takes you far away. You are a human being. You have so many different feelings. You must try each single one to know the difference between them. Therefore you can enjoy other good feelings.
Finally I hope you healthful life :)
Know, let's talk about the assistant:
1-you doing a great job and to feel good, do what you suppose to do. Do what you leave your space for. Don't sit helpless there. Give the patient every assistant he/she needs. That’s why you are here. Aren't you?!
2-if you don't like hospital don't stay there. Leave the chance for another person, who will be more helpful than you. It's better for you and absolutely better for him/her.
3-have your favorite things too. It's harder to stuck there without anything to do. (when the patient fall asleep or so)
4- have your own time. Believe me it'll give you Patience for keep going. You can ask some one for stay for awhile.
5- pray for the patient. isn't that the reason why u stay there?!
One day, may be I'll write a book about these Thoughts
2008/09/02
Funny ad videos I
you can find much more by searching on Yahoo.com
Enjoy it
it makes my eyes pop out.
Don't judge quickly. see this and you'll laugh then you'll CHANGE
2008/09/01
Do not miss, it is very creativity (How Do They Do It !!!!!!)
How do they do it???
Do not maximize the screen... just leave it as it is after clicking the link and see what happens... wicked.
http://users.telenet.be/kixx/
Do not maximize the screen... just leave it as it is after clicking the link and see what happens... wicked.
http://users.telenet.be/kixx/
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